So, this is going to sound really weird, but has anyone seen... darkness monsters, you know, in places they don't belong? Or uh. Places they weren't, a second ago. I know most of you don't go outside and you should keep--up with that. Definitely, don't go out at night if you don't already... but it's just ( Read more... )

So... I'm looking for a guy. [a beat. that sounded totally gay, didn't it? great first impression, Sammy.] Not a guy, like. Ahaha, like I'm not looking for--just any guy. It's a specific guy. He's like, this tall. Um, salt and pepper? Nice suit. I really need to know....if he's here.

[Sam just looks worried.] Canada is a long way from Seattle. It ( Read more... )